by Dr. Abbandonatta Mensa-Bastarda, Ph.D.
After years of detailed scientific study, I have concluded that there is
a high degree of variation among individuals in regard to their Bastard
Quotient, i.e., that ability to support the constitutional rights of
adult adoptees to the original records of their births in the same manner
as other citizens. Accordingly, I have plotted a chart, using some of the
old nomenclature of the IQ system, which is not meant to be a reflection
on those persons who are genuinely mentally challenged.
25 - Cretins and morons -- Bill Pierce, Frank Hunsaker, Warren Deras, and
other anti-adoptees -- require institutionalization
60 -- Idiots -- Adoption reformers such as certain ones to be found in the AAC
-- require help with tasks of daily living
80 -- Do-Bees -- educable adoptees, those who have not yet perceived that
open records are their right, are perhaps afraid of hurting their adoptive parents,
or don't like the word "Bastard"
100 -- the general public, who by and large "get it" when presented with
an unbiased account
150 -- Bastard Nationals -- Geniuses of adoptee rights
