Ode to the ACLU
by Anita Field

There once was a group in Seattle
For adoptees they wouldn’t do battle.
Nazis - they’re great!
The Klan - Oh, first rate!
But Bastards! - Hell, they are just chattel.

Ode to their leader

There once was an A--hole named Klunder
Who went way too far with a blunder.
He insulted BN
He won’t do it again,
‘Cause the Bastards will make him surrender.

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